5 min read

⛵ OpenAI’s Math Problem

More Stories: Adobe’s Ghost Price, Giants Run Your Health

Good Morning, Early Adopters!

No one balances budgets, but everyone wants to balance your blood sugar.



RACE

OpenAI’s 2025 Math Problem

👀 What’s the move: In just seven months, OpenAI doubled revenue to a $12B annualized clip. Impressive, until you notice it’s planning to torch $8B in cash this year, $1B more than forecasted just months ago. And they’re still out raising the second half of a $30B mega-round.

💡 Why it’s not boring: This isn’t growth—it’s acceleration into a wall of compute bills. OpenAI is pulling in SoftBank, Tiger, and Sequoia to keep the inferno going, while riding a user base of 700M weekly actives that mostly still don’t pay. The AI race isn’t about revenue—it’s about who runs out of money last.

Key takeaway: Burn rate’s the real AGI benchmark—and OpenAI is already on fire.


TOGETHER WITH CLICKUP

The Everything App for Work

Meet ClickUp – the everything app for anything work. Whether you're juggling tasks, tracking bugs, planning sprints, or just trying to remember where you put that file, ClickUp keeps your whole team in one place. Say goodbye to tab overload and hello to one sleek platform that somehow does it all without losing its mind – or yours.


IPO

Figma Goes Public Below Adobe’s Ghost Price Tag

Photo by: Figma

👀 What’s the move: Figma IPO’d at $19.3B — a solid debut, but still under the $20B Adobe had once agreed to pay before regulators pulled the plug. That $1B breakup fee now looks like an expensive reality check: turns out, the open market didn’t value Figma higher than the M&A bid it walked away from.

💡 Why it’s not boring: Figma’s independence story just met its valuation ceiling. By betting it could outrun Adobe’s offer, the team overestimated how much investors would stretch for a design SaaS — even one growing at 46% YoY. Going solo gave Figma control, sure, but also stripped it of the M&A premium and exposed it to public market scrutiny. Strategic freedom now comes with a cap table hangover.

Key takeaway: Figma dodged Adobe’s embrace, but couldn’t outrun its shadow.


HEALTH

Your Health Records Just Got a Terms of Service

👀 What’s the move: Over 60 companies and 11 medical systems, including tech giants like Google, Apple, and OpenAI are teaming up with federal agencies to finally fix healthcare’s data mess. Think: your scattered lab results, prescriptions, and provider visits stitched into a single, AI-ready stream. From check-in bots to personalized diabetes tools, the race is on to make health apps actually useful—and your medical history actually portable.

💡 Why it’s not boring: This is the opening shot in the next platform war—health OS. Whoever builds the cleanest, most trusted interface for health data gets to own the ecosystem that wraps around it: insurance, care navigation, even preventive AI nudges. Apple owns your wrist, Google your search—now they want your chart.

Key takeaway: Whoever makes your health data make sense, wins your future.


STARTUP SPOT

🪐 Firefly Aerospace
“Launch, land, operate anywhere in space.”
Rapid-response small/medium launch + lunar/LEO services—from Alpha rocket to Blue Ghost lander & Elytra tugs → first commercial soft lunar landing March 2025, multi-launch Lockheed & responsive 24h Space Force missions.
→ Founded 2017 by Tom Markusic; ~750 employees; Cedar Park, TX HQ; Alpha record launch within 27 hours for Space Force; MLV “Eclipse” under development for national security launches from ’26 onward.
🧠 Ramp
“Let robots chase receipts.”
AI-native financial platform: corporate cards, bill-pay, spend management, travel, procurement, treasury + autonomous AI agents that enforce policy, rebook travel, surface fraud and reconcile invoices. Fully embedded finance ops logic from capture to close.
→ Founded 2019 by Eric Glyman, Karim Atiyeh & Gene Lee; >40,000 businesses served (e.g. CBRE, Anduril) at >$700M ARR; reached profitability in early 2025. Raised $500M in Series E‑2 led by ICONIQ (participation from Founders Fund, GIC, General Catalyst etc.), bringing total funding to $1.9B and valuation to $22.5B—a jump from $16B just weeks prior.
🩺 Mandolin
“AI agent that clears life-saving meds.”
Platform automates specialty drug access workflows—agentic AI handles benefits checks, prior authorizations, claims & appeals in minutes vs. weeks. Reduces wait to treatment from ~30 days to ~3 days doi: AWS-style workflow.
→ Founded 2024 by Will Yin (CEO) & Rohit Rustagi (COO); raised $40M seed + Series A in June ’25 from Greylock, SignalFire, Maverick, SV Angel, plus backers Jerry Yang & Guillermo Rauch. Deployed in 700+ clinics, serving 250K+ new patients/year.

BAY AREA MEMOS

  • Private equity-backed Firefly Aerospace is targeting a valuation of up to $5.58 billion in its upcoming initial public offering.
  • Microsoft's strong cloud and AI growth fuels record quarterly earnings, pushing its market capitalization to $4.1 trillion.
  • Breaches involving 'shadow AI' cost companies an average of $670,000 more, a new IBM report finds.
  • Fintech startup Ramp raises another $500 million at a $22.5 billion valuation just weeks after its last funding round.
  • AI-native observability platform Observe Inc. raises $156 million to accelerate product development and expand its go-to-market efforts.

TOGETHER WITH US

AI Secret Media Group is the world’s #1 AI & Tech Newsletter Group, boasting over 1 million readers from leading companies such as OpenAI, Google, Meta, and Microsoft. Our Newsletter Brands:

We've helped promote over 500 Tech Brands. Will yours be the next?

Email our co-founder Mark directly at mark@aisecret.us if the button fails.