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⛵ OpenAI Crowned at $500B

Plus: Disney Killed Character.AI, DoorDash’s Burrito Bot

Good Morning, Early Adopters!

When OpenAI gets crowned at half a trillion dollars, you know gravity has shifted in tech.



RECORD

OpenAI Hits $500B, Now the World’s Biggest Private Company

👀 What’s the move: OpenAI greenlit a $6.6B secondary share sale, letting employees cash out at a record $500B valuation. Investors like SoftBank, Thrive, and Abu Dhabi’s MGX jumped in, while staff held back from selling the full allotment, a signal of long-term conviction.

💡 Why it’s not boring: This was less about liquidity and more about staging. By anchoring valuation through a secondary, OpenAI has positioned itself as the most valuable private company globally, overtaking SpaceX. To sustain that weight, governance upgrades now look inevitable, the kind of structural moves that prepare a firm for public markets. The message: AI’s flagship isn’t just building models, it’s building an IPO runway.

Key takeaway: OpenAI just crossed the line where valuation gravity forces governance reform, as the $500B private ceiling now comes with public-market expectations.


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DELIVERY

DoorDash’s Burrito Bot Is a Mascot, Not a Margin

Photo by: DoorDash

👀 What’s the move: After seven years of R&D, DoorDash rolled out Dot, a 350-pound autonomous delivery robot running on roads and sidewalks. It uses a hybrid sensor stack of lidar plus cameras, aiming to solve the “last ten feet” problem that sidewalk bots struggle with. But in the wider AV race, Tesla’s pure-vision approach is scaling faster and cheaper than Waymo-style hybrids, making Dot look like an expensive detour.

💡 Why it’s not boring: Dot is marketed as DoorDash’s moonshot, but the real play may be optics rather than operations. The hardware is heavy, the ecosystem costly, and history suggests lidar-laden fleets don’t scale gracefully. It signals to Wall Street that DoorDash is “innovating,” but the likelihood of Dot meaningfully changing unit economics is slim—more mascot than profit engine.

Key takeaway: DoorDash spent seven years to unveil a retro supply chain fix dressed up as robotics theater.


AI

Disney just killed Character.AI’s last cheat code

👀 What’s the move: Disney hit Character.AI with a cease-and-desist, forcing it to scrub Frozen, Star Wars, and Marvel bots from the platform. For a company now reduced to leaning only on unlicensed IP to juice engagement, this takedown isn’t just a compliance issue; It guts the core mechanic keeping users hooked.

💡 Why it’s not boring: Character.AI was already reeling from lawsuits over child safety and fading hype. Losing Disney characters is the equivalent of losing its last growth lever; without IP-driven stickiness, the startup is left with generic bots and a trust crisis. For the broader market, the message is brutal and clear: in AI, distribution without rights is just squatting. The next frontier isn’t cloning characters but licensing them, where studios hold all the cards.

Key takeaway: Fanfic-for-profit is dead; the only scalable moat in AI entertainment will be signed contracts, not stolen IP.


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BAY AREA MEMOS

  • OpenAI teamed with Samsung and SK Hynix to provide memory chips and data centers for its $500B Stargate AI project.
  • Meta will use data from AI chats and other AI features to power targeted ads on Facebook and Instagram, with no opt-out option.
  • Phaidra raised $50 million to use AI for optimizing data center energy efficiency and tackling the growing power strain of the AI boom.
  • Einride raised $100M to accelerate commercialization of electric trucks and autonomous pods, aiming to build a complete future freight ecosystem.
  • Tesla raised lease prices after US EV tax credits expired, putting more pressure on sales.

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