⛵ Front-Page Shame

Good Morning, Early Adopters!
Backend’s loud, batteries are full, and AI is everybody’s alibi. Tech’s still hungry. Just not sure for what.

CRISIS
The Concert That Fired Two

👀 What’s the move: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot were caught mid-embrace on a Coldplay concert kiss-cam, triggering viral chaos after Chris Martin quipped, “They’re either cheating or just shy.” The clip lit up TikTok and X; the board promptly suspended both execs, and days later, they resigned.
💡 Why it’s not boring: Byron wasn’t just a figurehead—he led Astronomer’s $93M Series D in mid-2025, scaled its global footprint, and helped make Airflow a mission-critical platform powering billions of data workflows. Under his leadership, FY2025 ARR surged 150%, with revenue hitting $39.5M—a 61% jump from 2024. But when a private lapse spills into the public sphere, it stops being personal. This PR implosion didn’t just shake confidence in a founder—it compromised trust in a company’s values.
⛵ Key takeaway: In the infrastructure world, quiet competence is currency. Suddenly, Astronomer had neither.
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M&A
Lyten’s $250M Gamble: When Hype Buys a Factory

👀 What’s the move: Lyten—the California startup betting on lithium-sulfur and 3D graphene—just made a double play: scooping up two former Northvolt plants, one in California ($50M) and one in Poland ($200M). The narrative? A scrappy innovator salvaging fallen legacy assets. But just three weeks after the Poland deal, Lyten laid off 15% of its team and quietly ousted its Chief Battery Strategist.
💡 Why it’s not boring: This should’ve been a poster child for clean tech resilience: new tech, old factories, and global ambition. But instead of scaling, Lyten may be sinking. Its core battery technology isn’t ready, and now it’s saddled with $250M+ in acquisitions across two continents. Expansion became exposure.
⛵ Key takeaway: Buying a bankrupt unicorn’s factories might earn you headlines—but if your tech’s still in the lab, it might also write your cautionary tale.
AI
Nokia Bets on AI Pipes

👀 What’s the move: Nokia’s new CEO Justin Hotard is betting the farm on AI-era connectivity after a soggy Mobile Networks quarter (-13% YoY). The plan? Rebrand as the connective tissue of the AI supercycle — spanning mobile, fiber, data centers, and maybe even defense. Strategy reveal comes in November, but the smoke signals are already rising.
💡 Why it’s not boring: This isn’t just an earnings distraction—it’s a survival pivot. Nokia’s handset era is long gone, and its telecom cash cow is wobbling. If AI is the new oil, Nokia wants to sell the pipelines — but hyperscalers already build their own. Unless Hotard has something wild cooking, this could be legacy vendor cosplay.
⛵ Key takeaway: Nokia’s hoping the AI boom needs roads — but the bulldozers may already belong to someone else.
STARTUP SPOT
🪐 Lyten
“One-step battery Revolution with 3D Graphene.”
Next-gen lithium‑sulfur batteries — 2× energy density, 50% lighter, no graphite/nickel/cobalt → built on its proprietary Lyten 3D Graphene platform for ultralight energy, composites & sensors.
→ Founded 2015 in San Jose; raised $200 M Series B led by Prime Movers Lab with Stellantis, FedEx, Honeywell participation (total equity > $425 M); secured $650 M LOI from U.S. Export‑Import Bank for Reno + San Leandro facilities expansion.
🧠 Astronomer
“AI-ready DataOps on Airflow.”
Enterprise data orchestration platform built on Apache Airflow—automates pipeline build/run/observe for AI‑scale workflows → Astro handles orchestration, observability, quality & cost control for data/AI ops.
→ Founded 2015 by Ry Walker, Greg Neiheisel, Pete DeJoy & co; unicorn since 2022; $93M Series D led by Bain Capital Ventures in May 2025 (~$1.3B value) with Salesforce, Insight, Venrock & Bosch VC backing; ~150% YoY ARR growth, high NRR, path to profitability on track.
🧠 Northvolt
“Europe’s giga‑battery ambition crashes.”
Swedish EV battery maker aiming to rival CATL; built gigafactories in Skellefteå & Poland, sodium‑ion breakthroughs—folded under expansion pressure → Filed Chapter 11 in U.S. Nov 21 2024, Swedish bankruptcy Mar 12 2025, owing $5.8B with $30M cash.
→ Founded 2016 by former Tesla execs Peter Carlsson & Paolo Cerruti; backed by Volkswagen, BMW, Goldman Sachs; raised $14–15B including €5B green loan for Northvolt Ett expansion in January 2024.Restructuring ongoing, some assets sold. (e.g. Poland and US sites acquired by Lyten)
BAY AREA MEMOS
- Intel's revenue beats expectations on better-than-feared PC sales, but the company posts a loss amid major restructuring efforts.
- Alphabet faces a new EU antitrust complaint over allegations of restricting the uninstallation of pre-installed apps on Android.
- HeroDevs has raised $12.5 million to provide commercial long-term support for open-source projects that have reached their end-of-life.
- Malware-as-a-service platforms are making it easier and cheaper than ever to rent sophisticated Android malware.
- SoftBank-backed LegalOn Technologies has raised $50 million in a Series E round to advance its AI tools for in-house legal teams.
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